{"product_id":"keeping-the-servers-from-staging-a-rebellion-since-insert-year-here-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Keeping the servers from staging a rebellion since [insert year here] - Unisex t-shirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing Keeping the servers from staging a rebellion since [insert year here] - Unisex t-shirt: a soft, lightweight tee built for everyone who loves a little tech humor with their daily wear. It feels incredibly soft, drapes nicely, and stays comfortable through long days of code reviews and deployment puzzles.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Design\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7-86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4-94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5-104.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106.7-114.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116.8-124.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e127-134.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e137.2-144.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"MyHackerTech","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":42014216880215,"sku":"6653684_9527","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42014216912983,"sku":"6653684_4016","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":42014216945751,"sku":"6653684_4017","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":42014216978519,"sku":"6653684_4018","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42014217011287,"sku":"6653684_4019","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42014217044055,"sku":"6653684_4020","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42014217076823,"sku":"6653684_5295","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ S","offer_id":42014217109591,"sku":"6653684_8451","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ M","offer_id":42014217142359,"sku":"6653684_8452","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ L","offer_id":42014217175127,"sku":"6653684_8453","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ XL","offer_id":42014217207895,"sku":"6653684_8454","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ 2XL","offer_id":42014217240663,"sku":"6653684_8455","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ 3XL","offer_id":42014217273431,"sku":"6653684_8456","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":42014217306199,"sku":"6653684_4171","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":42014217338967,"sku":"6653684_4172","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":42014217371735,"sku":"6653684_4173","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":42014217404503,"sku":"6653684_4174","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":42014217437271,"sku":"6653684_4175","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":42014217470039,"sku":"6653684_5307","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ S","offer_id":42014217502807,"sku":"6653684_4031","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ M","offer_id":42014217535575,"sku":"6653684_4032","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ L","offer_id":42014217568343,"sku":"6653684_4033","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ XL","offer_id":42014217601111,"sku":"6653684_4034","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 2XL","offer_id":42014217633879,"sku":"6653684_4035","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 3XL","offer_id":42014217666647,"sku":"6653684_5297","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ XS","offer_id":42014217699415,"sku":"6653684_14673","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ S","offer_id":42014217732183,"sku":"6653684_14674","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ M","offer_id":42014217764951,"sku":"6653684_14675","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ L","offer_id":42014217797719,"sku":"6653684_14676","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ XL","offer_id":42014217830487,"sku":"6653684_14677","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ 2XL","offer_id":42014217863255,"sku":"6653684_14678","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ 3XL","offer_id":42014217896023,"sku":"6653684_14679","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ S","offer_id":42014217928791,"sku":"6653684_4181","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ M","offer_id":42014217961559,"sku":"6653684_4182","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ L","offer_id":42014217994327,"sku":"6653684_4183","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ XL","offer_id":42014218027095,"sku":"6653684_4184","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ 2XL","offer_id":42014218059863,"sku":"6653684_4185","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ 3XL","offer_id":42014218092631,"sku":"6653684_5308","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ S","offer_id":42014218125399,"sku":"6653684_4146","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ M","offer_id":42014218158167,"sku":"6653684_4147","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ L","offer_id":42014218190935,"sku":"6653684_4148","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ XL","offer_id":42014218223703,"sku":"6653684_4149","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ 2XL","offer_id":42014218256471,"sku":"6653684_4150","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":42014218289239,"sku":"6653684_9526","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":42014218322007,"sku":"6653684_4011","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":42014218354775,"sku":"6653684_4012","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":42014218387543,"sku":"6653684_4013","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42014218420311,"sku":"6653684_4014","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42014218453079,"sku":"6653684_4015","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42014218485847,"sku":"6653684_5294","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/0696\/1751\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-black-front-6669c8762f7f8.jpg?v=1759619956","url":"https:\/\/darkbytegear.com\/products\/keeping-the-servers-from-staging-a-rebellion-since-insert-year-here-unisex-t-shirt","provider":"DarkByteGear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}