Abduct me, I need a break from Earth - Unisex Hoodie

Abduct me, I need a break from Earth is a unisex hoodie that blends comfort, warmth, and a dash of attitude. We can't guarantee it'll turn you into Mr. Robot, but you'll certainly look sharp while dreaming of interstellar coffee runs.

Our take on the classic cotton hoodie is designed for everyday wear—from chilly mornings to late-night lounging. Built with soft, durable materials and a clean silhouette, this hoodie checks all the boxes for style and practicality.

Key Features & Design

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size guide

• S — Chest Width 20 in, Length 27 in (50.8 cm x 68.6 cm)
• M — Chest Width 21 in, Length 28 in (53.3 cm x 71.1 cm)
• L — Chest Width 23 in, Length 29 in (58.4 cm x 73.7 cm)
• XL — Chest Width 25 in, Length 30 in (63.5 cm x 76.2 cm)
• 2XL — Chest Width 26.5 in, Length 31 in (67.3 cm x 78.7 cm)
• 3XL — Chest Width 28 in, Length 32 in (71.1 cm x 81.3 cm)

Whether you're layering for a commute, winding down after a long day, or just pretending you have it all together, this hoodie delivers comfort with a subtle, stylish edge. It’s the kind of staple you’ll reach for again and again.