Abduct me I need a break from Earth - Unisex t-shirt

Abduct me I need a break from Earth is the unisex tee that blends soft comfort with a hint of intergalactic wit. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch—perfect for everyday wear, whether you’re moonwalking or couch-bound.

Key Features & Design

• Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Traceability: - Weaving—India, South Korea - Dyeing—El Salvador, California - Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Recycled polyester: Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Safety: Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size Guide

• XS: Length 27" • Width 16 ½" • Chest 31-34" (Length 68.6 cm • Width 42 cm • Chest 78.7-86.4 cm)
• S: Length 28" • Width 18" • Chest 34-37" (Length 71.1 cm • Width 45.7 cm • Chest 86.4-94 cm)
• M: Length 29" • Width 20" • Chest 38-41" (Length 73.7 cm • Width 50.8 cm • Chest 96.5-104.1 cm)
• L: Length 30" • Width 22" • Chest 42-45" (Length 76.2 cm • Width 55.9 cm • Chest 106.7-114.3 cm)
• XL: Length 31" • Width 24" • Chest 46-49" (Length 78.7 cm • Width 61 cm • Chest 116.8-124.5 cm)
• 2XL: Length 32" • Width 26" • Chest 50-53" (Length 81.3 cm • Width 66 cm • Chest 127-134.6 cm)
• 3XL: Length 33" • Width 28" • Chest 54-57" (Length 83.8 cm • Width 71.1 cm • Chest 137.2-144.8 cm)
• 4XL: Length 34" • Width 30" • Chest 58-61" (Length 86.4 cm • Width 76.2 cm • Chest 147.3-155 cm)
• 5XL: Length 35" • Width 31" • Chest 62-65" (Length 89 cm • Width 78.7 cm • Chest 157.5-165 cm)