Meet the Abduct me I need a break from Earth v1 unisex t-shirt — the comfy, versatile tee you reach for when life feels like a cosmic commute. It’s soft, lightweight, and offers the right amount of stretch, so you stay comfortable whether you’re conquering the day or conquering the couch.
Key Features & Design
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Fit & Sizing — Unisex sizing. Available in sizes XS–5XL. The size chart provides exact measurements for length, width, and chest. Uncomplicated sizing means you can order your usual t-shirt size with confidence.
Designed for everyday wear, this tee pairs well with jeans, joggers, or your favorite cozy lounge set. It delivers a timeless silhouette with a touch of attitude, making it a reliable staple that looks good and feels even better. Elevate your casual wardrobe with a shirt that understands your need for comfort—and a little sarcasm never hurts.
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
