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Blessed are the pessimists for they have made backups V1 - Unisex t-shirt

Blessed are the pessimists for they have made backups V1 - Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $37.00 USD
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Meet Blessed are the pessimists for they have made backups V1 - Unisex t-shirt, a surprisingly soft tee that pairs everyday comfort with a wink of sarcasm. It’s for anyone who values breathable fabric, a touch of humor, and a shirt that actually wants to be worn all day—without begging for mercy.

Key Features & Design

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-Shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size Guide

  • XS: Length 27 in; Width 16.5 in; Chest 31–34 in
  • S: Length 28 in; Width 18 in; Chest 34–37 in
  • M: Length 29 in; Width 20 in; Chest 38–41 in
  • L: Length 30 in; Width 22 in; Chest 42–45 in
  • XL: Length 31 in; Width 24 in; Chest 46–49 in
  • 2XL: Length 32 in; Width 26 in; Chest 50–53 in
  • 3XL: Length 33 in; Width 28 in; Chest 54–57 in

Designed as a versatile unisex tee, it looks great with jeans, joggers, or your favorite lounge pants. Comfortable, reliable, and a tad cheeky—this shirt proves backups can be stylish.


  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
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