Meet the unisex tee that blends crypto wit with everyday comfort. The back-print shirt features the cheeky line “Daddy got me some Bitcoin, so I can be toddler holder” — a tongue-in-cheek nod to crypto culture that fits anywhere from casual weekends to family tech meetups.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch.
Key Features & Design
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Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
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Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
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Pre-shrunk fabric to help maintain fit wash after wash
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Construction: Side-seamed for a better fit; Shoulder-to-Shoulder taping for durability
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Back print: Bold design prominently displayed on the back
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Fit & comfort: Unisex sizing with a soft, breathable feel; just the right amount of stretch
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Origin: Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size Guide
All measurements are listed in both inches (for quick fitting) and centimeters (for precise planning).
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XS: Length 27 in • Width 16 ½ in • Chest 31-34 in • Length 68.6 cm • Width 42 cm • Chest 78.7-86.4 cm
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S: Length 28 in • Width 18 in • Chest 34-37 in • Length 71.1 cm • Width 45.7 cm • Chest 86.4-94 cm
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M: Length 29 in • Width 20 in • Chest 38-41 in • Length 73.7 cm • Width 50.8 cm • Chest 96.5-104.1 cm
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L: Length 30 in • Width 22 in • Chest 42-45 in • Length 76.2 cm • Width 55.9 cm • Chest 106.7-114.3 cm
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XL: Length 31 in • Width 24 in • Chest 46-49 in • Length 78.7 cm • Width 61 cm • Chest 116.8-124.5 cm
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2XL: Length 32 in • Width 26 in • Chest 50-53 in • Length 81.3 cm • Width 66 cm • Chest 127-134.6 cm
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3XL: Length 33 in • Width 28 in • Chest 54-57 in • Length 83.8 cm • Width 71.1 cm • Chest 137.2-144.8 cm
Tip: If you’re between sizes, choose the bigger one for a looser fit or the smaller for a more fitted look. And yes, you can still blame the crypto market for your fashion sense—this tee makes it look intentional.
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LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
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LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
