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Don't Panic, I am a Professional Java Software Developer - Unisex t-shirt

Don't Panic, I am a Professional Java Software Developer - Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $37.00 USD
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Don't Panic, I am a Professional Java Software Developer is more than a tee—it's a wink to coders who appreciate comfort without sacrificing style. This unisex t-shirt is super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch.

Key Features & Design

  • Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric ensures a reliable fit wash after wash
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a sturdy, shape-holding silhouette
  • Fit: Unisex sizing that works from desk to debugging with ease
  • Origin: Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size Guide

  • XS — Length: 27 inches, Width: 16 ½ inches, Chest: 31-34 inches
  • S — Length: 28 inches, Width: 18 inches, Chest: 34-37 inches
  • M — Length: 29 inches, Width: 20 inches, Chest: 38-41 inches
  • L — Length: 30 inches, Width: 22 inches, Chest: 42-45 inches
  • XL — Length: 31 inches, Width: 24 inches, Chest: 46-49 inches
  • 2XL — Length: 32 inches, Width: 26 inches, Chest: 50-53 inches
  • 3XL — Length: 33 inches, Width: 28 inches, Chest: 54-57 inches
  • XS — Length: 68.6 cm, Width: 42 cm, Chest: 78.7-86.4 cm
  • S — Length: 71.1 cm, Width: 45.7 cm, Chest: 86.4-94 cm
  • M — Length: 73.7 cm, Width: 50.8 cm, Chest: 96.5-104.1 cm
  • L — Length: 76.2 cm, Width: 55.9 cm, Chest: 106.7-114.3 cm
  • XL — Length: 78.7 cm, Width: 61 cm, Chest: 116.8-124.5 cm
  • 2XL — Length: 81.3 cm, Width: 66 cm, Chest: 127-134.6 cm
  • 3XL — Length: 83.8 cm, Width: 71.1 cm, Chest: 137.2-144.8 cm

Careless or careful washing, this tee stays true to size and keeps its lightly rugged feel—perfect for long coding sessions or casual days in the office. Ready to upgrade your coding wardrobe? Add this tee to your cart and wear your Java pride with confidence.


  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
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