Don't Panic, I am a Professional Java Software Developer is a unisex t-shirt that speaks coder-life with a wink—and it does so with serious comfort. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch, so you can conquer code reviews without sacrificing your sanity.
Key Features & Design
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Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
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Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size Guide
Unisex sizes run true to size. See measurements below:
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XS — LENGTH (in): 27, WIDTH (in): 16 ½, CHEST (in): 31-34; LENGTH (cm): 68.6, WIDTH (cm): 42, CHEST (cm): 78.7-86.4
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S — LENGTH (in): 28, WIDTH (in): 18, CHEST (in): 34-37; LENGTH (cm): 71.1, WIDTH (cm): 45.7, CHEST (cm): 86.4-94
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M — LENGTH (in): 29, WIDTH (in): 20, CHEST (in): 38-41; LENGTH (cm): 73.7, WIDTH (cm): 50.8, CHEST (cm): 96.5-104.1
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L — LENGTH (in): 30, WIDTH (in): 22, CHEST (in): 42-45; LENGTH (cm): 76.2, WIDTH (cm): 55.9, CHEST (cm): 106.7-114.3
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XL — LENGTH (in): 31, WIDTH (in): 24, CHEST (in): 46-49; LENGTH (cm): 78.7, WIDTH (cm): 61, CHEST (cm): 116.8-124.5
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2XL — LENGTH (in): 32, WIDTH (in): 26, CHEST (in): 50-53; LENGTH (cm): 81.3, WIDTH (cm): 66, CHEST (cm): 127-134.6
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3XL — LENGTH (in): 33, WIDTH (in): 28, CHEST (in): 54-57; LENGTH (cm): 83.8, WIDTH (cm): 71.1, CHEST (cm): 137.2-144.8
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LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
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LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
