Don't Panic, I am a Professional - Unisex t-shirt

Don't Panic, I am a Professional - Unisex T-Shirt is more than the average everyday tee—it's a soft, breathable essential that adds a touch of wit to your wardrobe. Built for comfort and versatility, it’s perfect for anyone who wants a clean look with a hint of personality.

This tee keeps things simple and reliable: it's soft enough for all-day wear, breathable for those busy days, and has just the right amount of stretch to move with you—without losing shape after a few washes. Yes, it’s the quiet confidence you’ve been looking for in a shirt.

Key Features & Design

• Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Fit: Unisex
• Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Comfort: Soft, breathable, and with just the right amount of stretch

Size Guide

• XS — Length: 27 in (68.6 cm); Width: 16.5 in (42 cm); Chest: 31–34 in (78.7–86.4 cm)
• S — Length: 28 in (71.1 cm); Width: 18 in (45.7 cm); Chest: 34–37 in (86.4–94 cm)
• M — Length: 29 in (73.7 cm); Width: 20 in (50.8 cm); Chest: 38–41 in (96.5–104.1 cm)
• L — Length: 30 in (76.2 cm); Width: 22 in (55.9 cm); Chest: 42–45 in (106.7–114.3 cm)
• XL — Length: 31 in (78.7 cm); Width: 24 in (61 cm); Chest: 46–49 in (116.8–124.5 cm)
• 2XL — Length: 32 in (81.3 cm); Width: 26 in (66 cm); Chest: 50–53 in (127–134.6 cm)
• 3XL — Length: 33 in (83.8 cm); Width: 28 in (71.1 cm); Chest: 54–57 in (137.2–144.8 cm)

Pro-tip: it’s pre-shrunk, so you won’t end up with a panicky shrink-wrapping situation after the first wash. The blank product is sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US, so you can feel good about ethical manufacturing while looking sharp. This unisex tee pairs perfectly with jeans, chinos, or your favorite lounge wear—whatever your day throws at you, you’ll handle it with understated confidence.