Meet the How to stay completely anonymous online short-sleeve unisex tee—a comfy, cheeky statement piece for anyone who loves a little mystery and a lot of everyday comfort. Soft, lightweight, and flattering for everyone, it wears as well as it reads.
Key Features & Design
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Materials: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
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Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
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Pre-shrunk: Pre-shrunk fabric
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Construction: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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Seams: Side-seamed
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Fit & Feel: Short-sleeve unisex tee that’s soft, lightweight, and flattering for both men and women
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Design: White text on a classic tee
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Size Availability: Sizes XS–3XL available
The tee is built to be comfortable enough to wear all day and stylish enough to spark a knowing smile. It delivers a clean, minimal look with a touch of humor—perfect for everyday wear, errands, or when you want to hint at your secret power: being incognito, with zero effort.
Size Guide
- Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Length (inches): 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33
- Width (inches): 16 ½, 18, 20, 22, 24, 26, 28
- Length (cm): 69, 71, 74, 76, 79, 81, 84
- Width (cm): 42, 46, 51, 56, 61, 66, 71
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
16 ½ |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (cm) |
69 |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
| Width (cm) |
42 |
46 |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
