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I am not a Great Programmer - Unisex Sweatshirt

I am not a Great Programmer - Unisex Sweatshirt

Regular price $52.00 USD
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The I am not a Great Programmer - Unisex Sweatshirt is the cozy, dependable layer every coder and coffee-fueled thinker should own. Built for warmth in the colder months, it combines rugged comfort with a soft touch that survives long debugging sessions.

Key Features & Design

  • Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester — a balanced blend for softness and durability.
  • Pre-shrunk: Provides a dependable fit right out of the box.
  • Classic fit: A timeless silhouette that works for everyone, from desk to couch.
  • 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex: Helps the neckline keep its shape wash after wash.
  • Air-jet spun yarn: Delivers a soft feel and reduced pilling for a cleaner look longer.
  • Double-needle stitching: Collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem are reinforced for durability.

Size Guide

  • S — Length 27 in, Width 20 in (68.6 cm x 50.8 cm)
  • M — Length 28 in, Width 22 in (71.1 cm x 55.9 cm)
  • L — Length 29 in, Width 24 in (73.7 cm x 61 cm)
  • XL — Length 30 in, Width 26 in (76.2 cm x 66 cm)
  • 2XL — Length 31 in, Width 28 in (78.7 cm x 71.1 cm)
  • 3XL — Length 32 in, Width 30 in (81.3 cm x 76.2 cm)

Ready to upgrade your casual wardrobe with a reliable, unisex sweatshirt that looks as good as it feels? This versatile piece is perfect for chilly commutes, late-night coding sessions, or just lounging in comfort—without sacrificing style.


  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
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