This Unisex t-shirt is as comfortable as it is memorable. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch—perfect for everyday wear and quick-witted banter. It even ships with a cheeky line that reads the way you wish your witty comebacks did: “I checked the serial number of your laptop, it is a waffle iron.”
Key Features & Design
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Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
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Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
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Construction: Side-seamed construction
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Taping: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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Origin: Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size Guide
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XS — LENGTH 27 in • WIDTH 16 ½ in • CHEST 31-34 in (L 68.6 cm • W 42 cm • CHEST 78.7-86.4 cm)
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S — LENGTH 28 in • WIDTH 18 in • CHEST 34-37 in (L 71.1 cm • W 45.7 cm • CHEST 86.4-94 cm)
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M — LENGTH 29 in • WIDTH 20 in • CHEST 38-41 in (L 73.7 cm • W 50.8 cm • CHEST 96.5-104.1 cm)
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L — LENGTH 30 in • WIDTH 22 in • CHEST 42-45 in (L 76.2 cm • W 55.9 cm • CHEST 106.7-114.3 cm)
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XL — LENGTH 31 in • WIDTH 24 in • CHEST 46-49 in (L 78.7 cm • W 61 cm • CHEST 116.8-124.5 cm)
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2XL — LENGTH 32 in • WIDTH 26 in • CHEST 50-53 in (L 81.3 cm • W 66 cm • CHEST 127-134.6 cm)
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3XL — LENGTH 33 in • WIDTH 28 in • CHEST 54-57 in (L 83.8 cm • W 71.1 cm • CHEST 137.2-144.8 cm)
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LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
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LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
