Meet the I Don't Need Luck: I Have Root Access unisex hoodie—designed for coders, sysadmins, and anyone who takes comfort as seriously as their keyboard shortcuts.
It’s stylish, warm, and a little cheeky—the perfect companion for long builds, late-night deployments, or casual Fridays when you still want to look like you know what you’re doing.
Key Features & Design
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Material: 100% cotton face; 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
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Front: Front pouch pocket
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Back design: Self-fabric patch on the back
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Drawstrings: Matching flat drawstrings
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Hood: 3-panel hood
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Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Pakistan
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Size Guide:
- S — Chest Width 20 inches (50.8 cm), Length 27 inches (68.6 cm)
- M — Chest Width 21 inches (53.3 cm), Length 28 inches (71.1 cm)
- L — Chest Width 23 inches (58.4 cm), Length 29 inches (73.7 cm)
- XL — Chest Width 25 inches (63.5 cm), Length 30 inches (76.2 cm)
- 2XL — Chest Width 26 ½ inches (67.3 cm), Length 31 inches (78.7 cm)
- 3XL — Chest Width 28 inches (71.1 cm), Length 32 inches (81.3 cm)
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CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
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CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
50.8 |
68.6 |
| M |
53.3 |
71.1 |
| L |
58.4 |
73.7 |
| XL |
63.5 |
76.2 |
| 2XL |
67.3 |
78.7 |
| 3XL |
71.1 |
81.3 |
