Say hello to a bold unisex tee with a cheeky back print that speaks louder than words. Designed for everyday wear, it pairs cloud-soft comfort with attitude—perfect for those who like their fashion with a side of sarcasm.
Key Features & Design
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Back Print: I don't Need sex, the Stock Market Fucks my life anyway
- Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size Guide
- XS: Length 27" • Width 16 ½" • Chest 31-34" (68.6 cm • 42 cm • 78.7-86.4 cm)
- S: Length 28" • Width 18" • Chest 34-37" (71.1 cm • 45.7 cm • 86.4-94 cm)
- M: Length 29" • Width 20" • Chest 38-41" (73.7 cm • 50.8 cm • 96.5-104.1 cm)
- L: Length 30" • Width 22" • Chest 42-45" (76.2 cm • 55.9 cm • 106.7-114.3 cm)
- XL: Length 31" • Width 24" • Chest 46-49" (78.7 cm • 61 cm • 116.8-124.5 cm)
- 2XL: Length 32" • Width 26" • Chest 50-53" (81.3 cm • 66 cm • 127-134.6 cm)
- 3XL: Length 33" • Width 28" • Chest 54-57" (83.8 cm • 71.1 cm • 137.2-144.8 cm)
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. This tee is built to last, wash after wash, with a comfortable fit that holds its shape. Add to cart and wear it with confidence—for those days when you want a little humor with your everyday style.
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
