Meet the I don't Need therapy, I just Need to Win my Trades V2 - Unisex t-shirt: a comfortable, tongue-in-cheek tee for traders who wear their humor as proudly as their charts. It's not therapy—it's wins, wrapped in a soft, breathable fabric with just the right amount of stretch.
It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Perfect for daily wear, trading floors, or late-night market recaps with friends who actually understand your jokes.
Key Features & Design
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
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Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size Guide
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Inches
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XS — LENGTH 27 in, WIDTH 16 ½ in, CHEST 31-34 in
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S — LENGTH 28 in, WIDTH 18 in, CHEST 34-37 in
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M — LENGTH 29 in, WIDTH 20 in, CHEST 38-41 in
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L — LENGTH 30 in, WIDTH 22 in, CHEST 42-45 in
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XL — LENGTH 31 in, WIDTH 24 in, CHEST 46-49 in
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2XL — LENGTH 32 in, WIDTH 26 in, CHEST 50-53 in
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3XL — LENGTH 33 in, WIDTH 28 in, CHEST 54-57 in
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Centimeters
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XS — LENGTH 68.6 cm, WIDTH 42 cm, CHEST 78.7-86.4 cm
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S — LENGTH 71.1 cm, WIDTH 45.7 cm, CHEST 86.4-94 cm
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M — LENGTH 73.7 cm, WIDTH 50.8 cm, CHEST 96.5-104.1 cm
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L — LENGTH 76.2 cm, WIDTH 55.9 cm, CHEST 106.7-114.3 cm
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XL — LENGTH 78.7 cm, WIDTH 61 cm, CHEST 116.8-124.5 cm
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2XL — LENGTH 81.3 cm, WIDTH 66 cm, CHEST 127-134.6 cm
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3XL — LENGTH 83.8 cm, WIDTH 71.1 cm, CHEST 137.2-144.8 cm
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LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
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LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
