I Have a Retirement Plan; I Plan to Gamble - Black Glossy Mug

Meet the I Have a Retirement Plan; I Plan to Gamble mug—a sturdy, sleek ceramic companion built for your daily caffeine ritual. It blends practical use with a wink of humor, turning your coffee or tea break into a moment of levity as you quietly consult your future self about that life plan.

Designed for fans of witty mugs and reliable craftsmanship, this black glossy mug brings both style and substance to your kitchen shelf. It’s the kind of desk-side companion that says you’ve got your priorities straight—great coffee, good humor, and realistic expectations about morning productivity.

Key Features & Design

• Material: Ceramic
• Finish: Glossy
• Color: Black
• Size & Dimensions: 11 oz mug: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm); 15 oz mug: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Care: NOT dishwasher or microwave safe • Hand-wash only

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!