I Have a Retirement Plan; I Plan to Gamble - Laptop Sleeve

Protect your laptop in style with the I Have a Retirement Plan; I Plan to Gamble – a snug, lightweight sleeve that guards against scratches while you conquer the day. It’s built for movers, shakers, and anyone who appreciates a wink of humor with solid protection.

Key Features & Design

• Material: 100% neoprene
• Internal padded zipper to prevent scratch marks
• Faux fur interior lining
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Snug fit
• Weight by size: 13" sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g); 15" sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)

Size Guide

• 13" sleeve — LENGTH 13, WIDTH 13 ½, HEIGHT 10 ½, THICKNESS ⅝
• 15" sleeve — LENGTH 15, WIDTH 14 ¾, HEIGHT 11 ¼, THICKNESS ⅝

With its faux fur interior, your laptop slips in with a touch of luxury, while the neoprene shell keeps your device safe from everyday hazards. Ready to up your tech protection game with a dash of sarcasm? Add to cart and go get 'em.