We can't guarantee you'll become Mr. Robot, but we can guarantee you'll be stylish, warm, and a little smug about your hoodie weather. Meet the I Speak Fluent Java, Python, C++, but still can't understand my girlfriend V2 unisex hoodie—a witty take on a classic cotton hoodie that's as comfortable as it is clever.
Key Features & Design
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Materials: 100% cotton face; 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
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Design: Front pouch pocket; self-fabric patch on the back; matching flat drawstrings; 3-panel hood
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Fit & Style: Unisex sizing for a versatile, easy-to-style hoodie
Built for everyday wear, this hoodie blends soft comfort with a playful tech-inspired vibe. It’s the kind of thing that makes a statement without shouting, so you can code in peace or argue about whose turn it is to do the laundry in style.
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches) / LENGTH (inches): S 20 / 27; M 21 / 28; L 23 / 29; XL 25 / 30; 2XL 26 ½ / 31; 3XL 28 / 32.
CHEST WIDTH (cm) / LENGTH (cm): S 50.8 / 68.6; M 53.3 / 71.1; L 58.4 / 73.7; XL 63.5 / 76.2; 2XL 67.3 / 78.7; 3XL 71.1 / 81.3.
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CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
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CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
50.8 |
68.6 |
| M |
53.3 |
71.1 |
| L |
58.4 |
73.7 |
| XL |
63.5 |
76.2 |
| 2XL |
67.3 |
78.7 |
| 3XL |
71.1 |
81.3 |
