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I Speak Fluent Java, Python, C++, but still can't understand my girlfriend V2 - Unisex t-shirt

I Speak Fluent Java, Python, C++, but still can't understand my girlfriend V2 - Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $37.00 USD
Regular price $44.00 USD Sale price $37.00 USD
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T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one clearly doesn’t play by the ordinary rules. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch—perfect for long coding sessions and even longer conversations about why the coffee machine is broken.

Key Features & Design

  • Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Unisex fit with a comfortable, durable feel
  • Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size Guide

  • XS — Length: 27 in, Width: 16 1/2 in, Chest: 31–34 in (Length: 68.6 cm; Width: 42 cm; Chest: 78.7–86.4 cm)
  • S — Length: 28 in, Width: 18 in, Chest: 34–37 in (Length: 71.1 cm; Width: 45.7 cm; Chest: 86.4–94 cm)
  • M — Length: 29 in, Width: 20 in, Chest: 38–41 in (Length: 73.7 cm; Width: 50.8 cm; Chest: 96.5–104.1 cm)
  • L — Length: 30 in, Width: 22 in, Chest: 42–45 in (Length: 76.2 cm; Width: 55.9 cm; Chest: 106.7–114.3 cm)
  • XL — Length: 31 in, Width: 24 in, Chest: 46–49 in (Length: 78.7 cm; Width: 61 cm; Chest: 116.8–124.5 cm)
  • 2XL — Length: 32 in, Width: 26 in, Chest: 50–53 in (Length: 81.3 cm; Width: 66 cm; Chest: 127–134.6 cm)
  • 3XL — Length: 33 in, Width: 28 in, Chest: 54–57 in (Length: 83.8 cm; Width: 71.1 cm; Chest: 137.2–144.8 cm)

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
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