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I speak four languages English, Java, JavaScript, and sarcasm - Unisex t-shirt

I speak four languages English, Java, JavaScript, and sarcasm - Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $37.00 USD
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This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all—and yes, sarcasm included by default. Featuring a playful nod to your multilingual skill set, it’s perfect for coders, linguists, and everyone who appreciates a good laugh.

Key Features & Design

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size Guide

  • XS — Length 27 in; Width 16.5 in; Chest 31-34 in
  • S — Length 28 in; Width 18 in; Chest 34-37 in
  • M — Length 29 in; Width 20 in; Chest 38-41 in
  • L — Length 30 in; Width 22 in; Chest 42-45 in
  • XL — Length 31 in; Width 24 in; Chest 46-49 in
  • 2XL — Length 32 in; Width 26 in; Chest 50-53 in
  • 3XL — Length 33 in; Width 28 in; Chest 54-57 in
  • 4XL — Length 34 in; Width 30 in; Chest 58-61 in
  • 5XL — Length 35 in; Width 31 in; Chest 62-65 in

Designed for everyday wear with a touch of humor, this unisex tee is ready to roll from code reviews to coffee breaks. Simple, reliable, and a little cheeky — just like your favorite sidekick in the closet.


  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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