Say hello to your new favorite tee: witty, comfortable, and built for everyday life. The If I die, delete my browser history Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt blends humor with everyday wear for anyone who loves a little cheeky honesty.
Key Features & Design
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Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester).
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Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2).
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Side-seamed
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Unisex fit — comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
Size Guide
Sizes: XS–3XL. Measurements below reflect body width and garment length for a true fit.
- XS — Length 27 in (69 cm); Width 16 1/2 in (42 cm)
- S — Length 28 in (71 cm); Width 18 in (46 cm)
- M — Length 29 in (74 cm); Width 20 in (51 cm)
- L — Length 30 in (76 cm); Width 22 in (56 cm)
- XL — Length 31 in (79 cm); Width 24 in (61 cm)
- 2XL — Length 32 in (81 cm); Width 26 in (66 cm)
- 3XL — Length 33 in (84 cm); Width 28 in (71 cm)
Ready to wear? Add to cart and enjoy a soft, durable tee that brings a smile without sacrificing comfort.
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
16 ½ |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (cm) |
69 |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
| Width (cm) |
42 |
46 |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
