Meet the hoodie that wears its wit on its sleeve—literally. If I had a dollar for every smart thing you say, I’d be poor, but you’ll be rich in style and warmth with this unisex cotton hoodie.
We can’t guarantee it’ll turn you into Mr. Robot, but we can guarantee you’ll be stylish and warm. Try out our take on the classic cotton hoodie.
Key Features & Design
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Size guide
- S — Chest Width 20 in (50.8 cm); Length 27 in (68.6 cm)
- M — Chest Width 21 in (53.3 cm); Length 28 in (71.1 cm)
- L — Chest Width 23 in (58.4 cm); Length 29 in (73.7 cm)
- XL — Chest Width 25 in (63.5 cm); Length 30 in (76.2 cm)
- 2XL — Chest Width 26 ½ in (67.3 cm); Length 31 in (78.7 cm)
- 3XL — Chest Width 28 in (71.1 cm); Length 32 in (81.3 cm)
Designed for everyday wear with a relaxed, unisex fit, this hoodie brings warmth and a touch of humor to any casual look. Ready for lounging, coffee runs, or a quick errand—it's the kind of staple you’ll reach for again and again.
| |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
| |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
50.8 |
68.6 |
| M |
53.3 |
71.1 |
| L |
58.4 |
73.7 |
| XL |
63.5 |
76.2 |
| 2XL |
67.3 |
78.7 |
| 3XL |
71.1 |
81.3 |
