This unisex t-shirt—"If I had a dollar for every smart thing you say, I'll be poor"—pairs everyday comfort with a cheeky back print. Soft, breathable, and built to last, it’s ideal for anyone who loves witty tees without compromising fit.
Key Features & Design
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Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
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Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
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Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability and a clean fit
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Back print: Bold design on the back—perfect for witty statements and conversations
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Blank origin: Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size Guide
- XS — Length: 27" / Width: 16 ½" / Chest: 31-34" (68.6 cm / 42 cm / 78.7-86.4 cm)
- S — Length: 28" / Width: 18" / Chest: 34-37" (71.1 cm / 45.7 cm / 86.4-94.0 cm)
- M — Length: 29" / Width: 20" / Chest: 38-41" (73.7 cm / 50.8 cm / 96.5-104.1 cm)
- L — Length: 30" / Width: 22" / Chest: 42-45" (76.2 cm / 55.9 cm / 106.7-114.3 cm)
- XL — Length: 31" / Width: 24" / Chest: 46-49" (78.7 cm / 61 cm / 116.8-124.5 cm)
- 2XL — Length: 32" / Width: 26" / Chest: 50-53" (81.3 cm / 66 cm / 127-134.6 cm)
- 3XL — Length: 33" / Width: 28" / Chest: 54-57" (83.8 cm / 71.1 cm / 137.2-144.8 cm)
Ready to wear with confidence? Add to cart and enjoy a tee that keeps up with your day—and your sense of humor.
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LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
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LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
