If you’re worried about cybercrime, just send us your passwords and we’ll tell you how secure they are - Unisex Sweatshirt (black text)

Stay warm and amused with this unisex sweatshirt featuring bold black text that nudges at cybercrime humor. It’s the comfy, durable layer you reach for when the weather turns chilly and your password policy becomes a punchline.

• Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk: Yes — classic fit with no center crease
• Construction: 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Fabric: Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Stitching: Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Color/Print: Black text on a unisex sweatshirt
• Size range & measurements: Sizes S–5XL with the following exact measurements
  • S: Length 27 in, Width 20 in (69 cm x 51 cm)
  • M: Length 28 in, Width 22 in (71 cm x 56 cm)
  • L: Length 29 in, Width 24 in (74 cm x 61 cm)
  • XL: Length 30 in, Width 26 in (76 cm x 66 cm)
  • 2XL: Length 31 in, Width 28 in (79 cm x 71 cm)
  • 3XL: Length 32 in, Width 30 in (81 cm x 76 cm)
  • 4XL: Length 33 in, Width 32 in (84 cm x 81 cm)
  • 5XL: Length 34 in, Width 34 in (86 cm x 86 cm)

A sturdy, warm layer built to last through many chilly days and late-night online security debates. If you want a piece that’s as comfortable as it is witty, this sweatshirt delivers—with reliable comfort and a dash of sarcasm for good measure.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34
Width (inches)	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length (cm)	69	71	74	76	79	81	84	86
Width (cm)	51	56	61	66	71	76	81	86