If you torture the data - Unisex Hoodie

We can’t guarantee it’ll turn you into Mr. Robot, but we can guarantee you’ll be stylish and warm. Meet our take on the classic cotton hoodie—built for comfort, everyday wear, and the occasional data-driven shrug.

Key Features & Design

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size guide

• S — Chest Width 20 in, Length 27 in
• M — Chest Width 21 in, Length 28 in
• L — Chest Width 23 in, Length 29 in
• XL — Chest Width 25 in, Length 30 in
• 2XL — Chest Width 26 ½ in, Length 31 in
• 3XL — Chest Width 28 in, Length 32 in

• S — Chest Width 50.8 cm, Length 68.6 cm
• M — Chest Width 53.3 cm, Length 71.1 cm
• L — Chest Width 58.4 cm, Length 73.7 cm
• XL — Chest Width 63.5 cm, Length 76.2 cm
• 2XL — Chest Width 67.3 cm, Length 78.7 cm
• 3XL — Chest Width 71.1 cm, Length 81.3 cm

Why you’ll love it: easygoing fit, durable fabric, and a touch of humor that never goes out of style. Dress it up with jeans or dial it down with joggers—the hoodie that politely says you’ve got your life together, even when you don’t.