I'm not lazy, I'm just on developer mode - Unisex Hoodie

We can’t guarantee it’ll turn you into Mr. Robot, but we can guarantee you’ll be stylish and warm. This is our take on the classic cotton hoodie—perfect for developers, desk jocks, and anyone who appreciates cozy comfort with a dash of wit.

Key Features & Design

• Materials: 100% cotton face • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Comfort & Function: Front pouch pocket • Self-fabric patch on the back • Matching flat drawstrings • 3-panel hood
• Craft & Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Pakistan
• Fit & Sizing: Unisex design with a true-to-size fit; see size guide for specifics

Designed for everyday wear, this hoodie blends a soft cotton blend with practical details like a front pouch pocket and a 3-panel hood. It’s unisex, fits true to size, and the self-fabric patch on the back adds a clean finish that quietly shows you’re paying attention to the details—without shouting about it.

Pro tip: pair it with jeans or joggers for a look that says “I code by day, cozy by night.”

Size Guide

• S — Chest width 20 in (50.8 cm); Length 27 in (68.6 cm)
• M — Chest width 21 in (53.3 cm); Length 28 in (71.1 cm)
• L — Chest width 23 in (58.4 cm); Length 29 in (73.7 cm)
• XL — Chest width 25 in (63.5 cm); Length 30 in (76.2 cm)
• 2XL — Chest width 26 ½ in (67.3 cm); Length 31 in (78.7 cm)
• 3XL — Chest width 28 in (71.1 cm); Length 32 in (81.3 cm)