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I'm not saying it's aliens, but... okay, it's aliens - Unisex t-shirt

I'm not saying it's aliens, but... okay, it's aliens - Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $37.00 USD
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Meet the I'm not saying it's aliens, but... okay, it's aliens - Unisex t-shirt. It’s soft, lightweight, and flattering for everyone, with just the right amount of cheeky humor to upgrade any outfit.

Key Features & Design

  • Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric to help your shirt keep its shape wash after wash
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability and a smooth silhouette
  • Fit: Unisex sizing designed to be comfortable and flattering for all body types
  • Origin: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size Guide

  • XS — Length 27" | Width 16 ½" | Chest 31-34"
  • S — Length 28" | Width 18" | Chest 34-37"
  • M — Length 29" | Width 20" | Chest 38-41"
  • L — Length 30" | Width 22" | Chest 42-45"
  • XL — Length 31" | Width 24" | Chest 46-49"
  • 2XL — Length 32" | Width 26" | Chest 50-53"
  • 3XL — Length 33" | Width 28" | Chest 54-57"
  • 4XL — Length 34" | Width 30" | Chest 58-61"
  • 5XL — Length 35" | Width 31" | Chest 62-65"

Size Guide (cm)

  • XS: Length 68.6 cm; Width 42 cm; Chest 78.7-86.4 cm
  • S: Length 71.1 cm; Width 45.7 cm; Chest 86.4-94 cm
  • M: Length 73.7 cm; Width 50.8 cm; Chest 96.5-104.1 cm
  • L: Length 76.2 cm; Width 55.9 cm; Chest 106.7-114.3 cm
  • XL: Length 78.7 cm; Width 61 cm; Chest 116.8-124.5 cm
  • 2XL: Length 81.3 cm; Width 66 cm; Chest 127-134.6 cm
  • 3XL: Length 83.8 cm; Width 71.1 cm; Chest 137.2-144.8 cm
  • 4XL: Length 86.4 cm; Width 76.2 cm; Chest 147.3-155 cm
  • 5XL: Length 89 cm; Width 78.7 cm; Chest 157.5-165 cm

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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