In cryptography, we trust... our coffee (White Text) - Unisex t-shirt

In cryptography, we trust... our coffee is a playful, everyone-can-wear unisex t-shirt that blends nerdy wit with everyday comfort. Made for cryptographers, coders, and coffee lovers who appreciate a clever line as much as a soft tee.

This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight with the right amount of stretch, and it’s flattering for all. The white text on a crisp base makes the message pop without shouting.

Key Features & Design

• Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk: Fabric pre-shrunk to reduce surprises after washing
• Construction: Side-seamed for enhanced fit and shape retention
• Durability: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra support
• Origin: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Design: White text reads “In cryptography, we trust... our coffee” on a clean unisex tee

Size Guide

Use the following measurements to find your best fit. Length, width, and chest are shown in inches; metric equivalents are provided for reference where shown.

• XS: Length 27" | Width 16.5" | Chest 31–34"
• S: Length 28" | Width 18" | Chest 34–37"
• M: Length 29" | Width 20" | Chest 38–41"
• L: Length 30" | Width 22" | Chest 42–45"
• XL: Length 31" | Width 24" | Chest 46–49"
• 2XL: Length 32" | Width 26" | Chest 50–53"
• 3XL: Length 33" | Width 28" | Chest 54–57"
• 4XL: Length 34" | Width 30" | Chest 58–61"
• 5XL: Length 35" | Width 31" | Chest 62–65"

Whether you’re debugging code late at night or sipping coffee during a marathon session, this tee keeps you comfortable and stylish—without needing to explain your fashion choices to the compiler.