Keep calm and escalate privileges - Unisex Hoodie (white text)

Keep calm and escalate privileges is the unisex hoodie for anyone who wants cozy comfort with a hint of clever flair. It’s soft, smooth, and stylish—the perfect go-to layer for cooler evenings when you want to look polished while staying wonderfully comfy.

Key Features & Design

• Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester for a balanced, durable feel.
• Hood & Construction: Double-lined hood and double-needle stitching throughout for structure that lasts laundry after laundry.
• Texture: Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling.
• Fit & Cuffs: 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for a secure, flexible fit.
• Pockets: Front pouch pocket for hands or small essentials.

Size Guide

Available sizes: S–5XL. Use the measurements below to find your best fit.

• S — Length 27 in; Width 20 in; 69 cm x 51 cm
• M — Length 28 in; Width 22 in; 71 cm x 56 cm
• L — Length 29 in; Width 24 in; 74 cm x 61 cm
• XL — Length 30 in; Width 26 in; 76 cm x 66 cm
• 2XL — Length 31 in; Width 28 in; 79 cm x 71 cm
• 3XL — Length 32 in; Width 30 in; 81 cm x 76 cm
• 4XL — Length 33 in; Width 32 in; 84 cm x 81 cm
• 5XL — Length 34 in; Width 34 in; 86 cm x 86 cm