My only cybercrime is that of outsmarting you - Unisex Sweatshirt

My only cybercrime is that of outsmarting you - Unisex Sweatshirt is your new go-to for warmth, comfort, and a touch of witty flair. Built to survive chilly days without sacrificing style, it's the perfect layer for anyone who values coziness and a little cheekiness.

Key Features & Design

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester — a balanced blend for comfort and durability.
• Pre-shrunk — no surprises after washing; you can side-eye the label with confidence.
• Classic fit with no center crease — timeless shape that suits all body types.
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex — flexible, snug, and keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling — smoother touch and longer life.
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem — extra durability for daily wear and tear, including your dramatic hoodie-swinging gestures.

Size Guide

• S — Length 27" (69 cm), Width 20" (51 cm)
• M — Length 28" (71 cm), Width 22" (56 cm)
• L — Length 29" (74 cm), Width 24" (61 cm)
• XL — Length 30" (76 cm), Width 26" (66 cm)
• 2XL — Length 31" (79 cm), Width 28" (71 cm)
• 3XL — Length 32" (81 cm), Width 30" (76 cm)
• 4XL — Length 33" (84 cm), Width 32" (81 cm)
• 5XL — Length 34" (86 cm), Width 34" (86 cm)

Add to cart now to enjoy warmth, durability, and a dash of wit in every wear.