My only cybercrime is that of outsmarting you - Unisex Sweatshirt (white text)

Meet the My only cybercrime is that of outsmarting you - Unisex Sweatshirt. This cozy white-text staple blends warmth with a wink, designed for anyone who loves comfort without sacrificing personality.

Key Features & Design

• Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester for a balanced feel that’s soft yet durable.
• Pre-shrunk: Keeps its shape after washing, so you don’t end up chasing a mysterious shrink epidemic.
• Fit: Classic fit with no center crease, offering timeless style that looks good on every body.
• Collar: 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex for a bit of stretch and a neat silhouette.
• Fabric feel: Air-jet spun yarn provides a soft touch and reduced pilling—yes, you’ll look fresh longer.
• Construction: Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem for durability that stands up to real life (and real couch lounging).
• Print: Bold white text on a sturdy sweatshirt—clear, confident, and a touch cheeky.
• Availability: Size range from S to 5XL to suit a wide array of body types and styling preferences.

Size Guide

• S: Length 27 in (69 cm), Width 20 in (51 cm)
• M: Length 28 in (71 cm), Width 22 in (56 cm)
• L: Length 29 in (74 cm), Width 24 in (61 cm)
• XL: Length 30 in (76 cm), Width 26 in (66 cm)
• 2XL: Length 31 in (79 cm), Width 28 in (71 cm)
• 3XL: Length 32 in (81 cm), Width 30 in (76 cm)
• 4XL: Length 33 in (84 cm), Width 32 in (81 cm)
• 5XL: Length 34 in (86 cm), Width 34 in (86 cm)