Meet the My Stimulus Money Goes Straight to Bitcoin Unisex Hoodie — the perfect blend of comfort, style, and cheeky crypto messaging. We can’t guarantee it’ll turn you into Mr. Robot, but we can guarantee you’ll be stylish and warm. Try out our take on the classic cotton hoodie.
Key Features & Design
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Size Guide
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Chest Width (inches) / Length (inches): S 20 / 27, M 21 / 28, L 23 / 29, XL 25 / 30, 2XL 26 ½ / 31, 3XL 28 / 32
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Chest Width (cm) / Length (cm): S 50.8 / 68.6, M 53.3 / 71.1, L 58.4 / 73.7, XL 63.5 / 76.2, 2XL 67.3 / 78.7, 3XL 71.1 / 81.3
Designed for everyday wear—whether you’re lounging at home, running errands, or flexing your crypto nerd swagger in public. It’s the kind of hoodie that says you’re practical, with a wink to the Bitcoin saga you’re following (and probably casually HODLing). The straight-up comfort and durable build are ready for whatever your day throws at it—or whatever the market throws at your portfolio.
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CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
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CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
50.8 |
68.6 |
| M |
53.3 |
71.1 |
| L |
58.4 |
73.7 |
| XL |
63.5 |
76.2 |
| 2XL |
67.3 |
78.7 |
| 3XL |
71.1 |
81.3 |
