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Never Trust a Computer, You can't throw outta Window - Desk Mat

Never Trust a Computer, You can't throw outta Window - Desk Mat

Regular price $39.00 USD
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Never Trust a Computer, You can't throw outta Window desk mat turns your gaming setup into a professional station—perfect for Dota, CS:GO, and clutch moments you pretend to master. It’s big, rugged, and designed to keep you in the zone (and your mouse in control).

Key Features & Design

  • Size and coverage: Available in two expansive sizes: 36″ × 18″ (91.4 cm × 45.7 cm) and 18″ × 16″ (45.8 cm × 40.7 cm).
  • Material: 100% polyester for a smooth, consistent glide under your gaming mouse.
  • Base: Rubber non-slip base keeps the mat firmly anchored to your desk—no more jerky movements ruining your KD.
  • Prints and durability: Vibrant prints that stay sharp and long-lasting, even after marathon gaming sessions.
  • Edge construction: High-quality edge stitching that doesn’t peel, so it looks great pull after pull.
  • Surface and edges: Non-slip surface with rounded edges for comfort during long play and quick sweeps.
  • Origin: Blank product sourced from Taiwan.

Size guide

  • 18″×16″: 16" W × 18" H × ⅛" thick
  • 36″×18″: 18" W × 36" H × ⅛" thick

Shipping notice: This product is not shipped to Albania, French Polynesia, Republic of Kosovo, New Caledonia, Réunion, Russia, South Africa, and Ukraine.


  WIDTH (inches) HEIGHT (inches) THICKNESS (inches)
18″×16″ 16 18
36″×18″ 18 36
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