Meet the No, I will not ACK your SYN - a cozy unisex hoodie that's soft, smooth, and built for cooler evenings. It's the go-to layer for anyone who loves comfy loungewear and a little witty banter, without sacrificing style.
Key Features & Design
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-lined hood
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Front pouch pocket
Size Guide
Choose your usual hoodie size. Measurements (approx):
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S — Length 27 in / 69 cm, Width 20 in / 51 cm
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M — Length 28 in / 71 cm, Width 22 in / 56 cm
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L — Length 29 in / 74 cm, Width 24 in / 61 cm
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XL — Length 30 in / 76 cm, Width 26 in / 66 cm
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2XL — Length 31 in / 79 cm, Width 28 in / 71 cm
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3XL — Length 32 in / 81 cm, Width 30 in / 76 cm
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4XL — Length 33 in / 84 cm, Width 32 in / 81 cm
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5XL — Length 34 in / 86 cm, Width 34 in / 86 cm
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length (inches) |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
| Width (inches) |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
34 |
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length (cm) |
69 |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
86 |
| Width (cm) |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
76 |
81 |
86 |
