"No, I will not fix your computer" — this t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
Designed for everyday wear, this short-sleeve unisex tee pairs with jeans, joggers, or whatever you’re feeling that day. The message stays bold and readable, while the fabric keeps its shape wash after wash.
Key Features & Design
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Materials: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
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Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
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Construction: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a durable, smooth fit
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Fit & Feel: Side-seamed for a flattering, unisex silhouette
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Style: Classic short-sleeve tee with bold black text
Size Guide
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S — Length 28" | Width 18"
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M — Length 29" | Width 20"
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L — Length 30" | Width 22"
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XL — Length 31" | Width 24"
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2XL — Length 32" | Width 26"
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3XL — Length 33" | Width 28"
Upgrade your basics with a touch of attitude. Durable, comfortable, and endlessly versatile, this tee is ready for everyday wear—and for those moments when you just need to tell the world how you feel about tech support.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
