Nobody knows I'm secretly a Russian Hacker - Unisex Sweatshirt

Nobody knows I'm secretly a Russian Hacker - A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. This unisex sweatshirt is built for everyday wear, with a subtle wink of humor that travels from couch to commute without missing a beat.

Key Features & Design

• Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk: keeps the fit you bought, wash after wash
• Fit: Classic fit with no center crease
• collar: 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Fabric feel: Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Durability: Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Size Guide

Find your best fit with these measurements (inch/cm):

• S — Length 27 in (69 cm), Width 20 in (51 cm)
• M — Length 28 in (71 cm), Width 22 in (56 cm)
• L — Length 29 in (74 cm), Width 24 in (61 cm)
• XL — Length 30 in (76 cm), Width 26 in (66 cm)
• 2XL — Length 31 in (79 cm), Width 28 in (71 cm)
• 3XL — Length 32 in (81 cm), Width 30 in (76 cm)
• 4XL — Length 33 in (84 cm), Width 32 in (81 cm)
• 5XL — Length 34 in (86 cm), Width 34 in (86 cm)

Ready to upgrade your casual rotation with a sweatshirt that keeps you warm and delivers a touch of witty charm? Add to cart and wear the joke—comfort included, sarcasm optional.