Meet PATCH YOUR SH*T — the unisex short-sleeve tee that blends heavy-duty comfort with a bold, no-nonsense vibe. Perfect for everyday wear, it’s the staple wardrobe piece you’ll actually reach for, even when you’d rather be doing literally anything else.
Key Features & Design
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Material: 100% ring-spun cotton — Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
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Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) for a thicker, heavier feel that still stays soft
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Pre-shrunk: Pre-shrunk to help keep its shape wash after wash
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Durability: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double stitching on the neckline and sleeves for extra resilience
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Fit & print: Unisex sizing with a classic crew neck and short sleeves; quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center; front print in black text
Size Guide
For reference, these are the standard measurements by size.
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S — Length 28 in, Width 18 in | Length 71 cm, Width 46 cm
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M — Length 29 ¼ in, Width 20 in | Length 74 cm, Width 51 cm
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L — Length 30 ¼ in, Width 22 in | Length 77 cm, Width 56 cm
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XL — Length 31 ¼ in, Width 24 in | Length 79 cm, Width 61 cm
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2XL — Length 32 ½ in, Width 26 in | Length 83 cm, Width 66 cm
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3XL — Length 33 ½ in, Width 28 in | Length 85 cm, Width 71 cm
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 ¼ |
30 ¼ |
31 ¼ |
32 ½ |
33 ½ |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (cm) |
71 |
74 |
77 |
79 |
83 |
85 |
| Width (cm) |
46 |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
