Meet PATCH YOUR SH*T, a cozy unisex hoodie that delivers warmth, softness, and a touch of personality. It’s the go-to layer for cooler evenings and everyday wear—practical, comfortable, and a little unapologetic.
Key Features & Design
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Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
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Hood: Double-lined hood for extra warmth and structure
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Stitching: Double-needle stitching throughout for durability
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Fabric: Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
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Cuffs & Waistband: 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
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Pocket: Front pouch pocket for keeping hands warm or stashing snacks
Size guide (inches): Length by size — S 26, M 27, L 28, XL 29, 2XL 30, 3XL 31, 4XL 32, 5XL 33. Width by size — S 20, M 22, L 24, XL 26, 2XL 28, 3XL 30, 4XL 32, 5XL 34.
Why it’s great: it’s durable, comfortable, and easy to style—no drama, just warmth and a touch of attitude. Built to last through daily wear, laundry cycles, and the occasional accidental nap on the couch.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length (inches) |
26 |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
34 |
