PATCH YOUR SH*T is the cozy go-to hoodie for anyone who wants soft fabric, a smooth feel, and a dash of attitude. It’s the perfect choice for cooler evenings and casual days when comfort isn’t optional.
Key Features & Design
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester — soft, durable blend that holds up to daily wear.
- Double-lined hood — extra warmth and a tidy silhouette.
- Double-needle stitching throughout — built to last through countless laundry cycles and life’s mishaps.
- Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling — because nobody likes rough patches.
- 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex — stretch where you need it and shape retention.
- Front pouch pocket — keep your hands warm or stash your tiny essentials.
- Unisex fit with a size range from S to 5XL — designed to suit a wide range of body types (see size guide).
Size Guide
- S — Length 27 in, Width 20 in
- M — Length 28 in, Width 22 in
- L — Length 29 in, Width 24 in
- XL — Length 30 in, Width 26 in
- 2XL — Length 31 in, Width 28 in
- 3XL — Length 32 in, Width 30 in
- 4XL — Length 33 in, Width 32 in
- 5XL — Length 34 in, Width 34 in
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length (inches) |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
| Width (inches) |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
34 |
