PATCH YOUR SH*T, a classic, all-purpose unisex tank, is crafted for anyone who values quality and a touch of edge. It’s soft, dependable, and ready to wear from workout to weekend with zero drama.
Key Features & Design
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Material: 100% combed and ringspun cotton.
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Tri-blends: Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon.
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Fit & Sizing: Side-seamed, unisex sizing.
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Size Range: Sizes XS-2XL.
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Size Guide:
- S — Body Length 27" | Body Width 18 ¼"
- M — Body Length 28" | Body Width 20 ¼"
- L — Body Length 29" | Body Width 22 ¼"
- XL — Body Length 30" | Body Width 24 ¼"
- 2XL — Body Length 31" | Body Width 26 ¼"
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Design Detail: Features bold white text for a statement look.
Why you'll love it: a timeless, versatile piece that pairs with everything—from gym shorts to jeans—without sacrificing comfort or a hint of attitude. The unisex cut drapes well on most body types, and the soft cotton keeps things comfortable, even after a long day of pretending you know what you’re doing.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Body Length (inches) |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
| Body Width (inches) |
18 ¼ |
20 ¼ |
22 ¼ |
24 ¼ |
26 ¼ |
