Meet the Physically I'm here... Mentally I'm... hacking unisex sweatshirt — a sturdy, warm layer that nails comfort with a side of wit. Designed for chilly days and the kind of folks who appreciate a little sarcasm with their coziness.
Key Features & Design
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Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester — pre-shrunk for a reliable, true-to-size fit.
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Fabric & Feel: Air-jet spun yarn delivers a soft hand and reduced pilling, so it stays comfortable wash after wash.
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Finish & Style: Classic unisex fit with bold white text for a crisp look (no surprises here).
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Construction: Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem for durability.
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Fit: Pre-shrunk with a classic fit and no center crease for a clean silhouette.
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Collar: 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex for stretch and shape retention.
Size Guide
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S Length 27" (69 cm), Width 20" (51 cm)
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M Length 28" (71 cm), Width 22" (56 cm)
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L Length 29" (74 cm), Width 24" (61 cm)
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XL Length 30" (76 cm), Width 26" (66 cm)
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2XL Length 31" (79 cm), Width 28" (71 cm)
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3XL Length 32" (81 cm), Width 30" (76 cm)
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4XL Length 33" (84 cm), Width 32" (81 cm)
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5XL Length 34" (86 cm), Width 34" (86 cm)
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length (inches) |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
| Width (inches) |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
34 |
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length (cm) |
69 |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
86 |
| Width (cm) |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
76 |
81 |
86 |
