Port Scanning is not a crime - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt (black text)

Port Scanning is not a crime — a soft, lightweight, unisex short-sleeve tee that nods to tech humor while staying incredibly comfortable. Perfect for IT pros, developers, and anyone who appreciates a little witty networking banter.

Key Features & Design

• Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Print: Black text on a versatile unisex tee
• Color & blends: Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Finish: Pre-shrunk fabric; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping; Side-seamed
• Fit: Short-sleeve, unisex sizing for a relaxed-to-flattering silhouette
• Size range: XS–3XL

Size Guide

Inches

• XS — Length 27 in, Width 16 ½ in
• S — Length 28 in, Width 18 in
• M — Length 29 in, Width 20 in
• L — Length 30 in, Width 22 in
• XL — Length 31 in, Width 24 in
• 2XL — Length 32 in, Width 26 in
• 3XL — Length 33 in, Width 28 in

Centimeters

• XS — Length 69 cm, Width 42 cm
• S — Length 71 cm, Width 46 cm
• M — Length 74 cm, Width 51 cm
• L — Length 76 cm, Width 56 cm
• XL — Length 79 cm, Width 61 cm
• 2XL — Length 81 cm, Width 66 cm
• 3XL — Length 84 cm, Width 71 cm

Whether you're debugging at dawn or slinging witty port-scanning jokes at the co-working space, this cotton tee keeps its vibe and its shape. Grab the Port Scanning is not a crime shirt and wear your tech humor with confidence.