Port Scanning is not a crime - Unisex Hoodie (black text)

Port Scanning is not a crime - Unisex Hoodie is your go-to cozy layer for chilly days and late-night code sessions, blending soft comfort with a playful nod to tech humor.

Key Features & Design

• Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester for a balanced, breathable feel that lasts wash after wash.
• Construction: Double-lined hood and double-needle stitching throughout for durability and a tidy silhouette.
• Feel: Air-jet spun yarn delivers a soft touch and reduced pilling—so it stays good-looking longer.
• Fit & Comfort: 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex provide a snug, flexible fit.
• Practical Details: Front pouch pocket keeps your hands warm and your essentials close at hand.
• Graphic: Bold black text graphic that playfully proclaims “Port Scanning is not a crime.”
• Size & Fit: Unisex sizing designed to accommodate a wide range of body types.

Size Guide

• S — Length 27 in (69 cm), Width 20 in (51 cm)
• M — Length 28 in (71 cm), Width 22 in (56 cm)
• L — Length 29 in (74 cm), Width 24 in (61 cm)
• XL — Length 30 in (76 cm), Width 26 in (66 cm)
• 2XL — Length 31 in (79 cm), Width 28 in (71 cm)
• 3XL — Length 32 in (81 cm), Width 30 in (76 cm)
• 4XL — Length 33 in (84 cm), Width 32 in (81 cm)
• 5XL — Length 34 in (86 cm), Width 34 in (86 cm)

Ready to level up your loungewear? Add this hoodie to your cart and enjoy a comfortable, stylish layer for cool evenings—and a sly nod to your favorite quirky hobby.