Meet the Premature Optimization is the Root of all Evil - Unisex Hoodie: a cozy, stylish staple crafted for anyone who appreciates a little nerdy humor with their warmth. We can’t guarantee it’ll turn you into Mr. Robot, but you’ll be riding high on style and comfort.
Key Features & Design
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Material — 100% cotton face; 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester.
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Comfort & Fit — Front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings, and a 3-panel hood for a classic hoodie vibe with modern details.
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Construction — Self-fabric patch on the back for a subtle, premium touch while maintaining a clean silhouette.
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Sourcing — Blank product sourced from Pakistan.
Size Guide
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S — Chest Width 20 in, Length 27 in; 50.8 cm × 68.6 cm
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M — Chest Width 21 in, Length 28 in; 53.3 cm × 71.1 cm
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L — Chest Width 23 in, Length 29 in; 58.4 cm × 73.7 cm
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XL — Chest Width 25 in, Length 30 in; 63.5 cm × 76.2 cm
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2XL — Chest Width 26 ½ in, Length 31 in; 67.3 cm × 78.7 cm
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3XL — Chest Width 28 in, Length 32 in; 71.1 cm × 81.3 cm
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CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
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CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
50.8 |
68.6 |
| M |
53.3 |
71.1 |
| L |
58.4 |
73.7 |
| XL |
63.5 |
76.2 |
| 2XL |
67.3 |
78.7 |
| 3XL |
71.1 |
81.3 |
