Meet the Professional Gambler—because Badass Miracle Worker is an official Job Title—a unisex tee that blends wit, comfort, and everyday swagger. It’s the kind of shirt that makes a statement without shouting, “I woke up like this, and I’m not sorry.”
Key Features & Design
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Unisex sizing; size range XS–3XL
- Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
- Soft, breathable fabric with just the right amount of stretch
- Bold design featuring the line “Professional Gambler because Badass Miracle Worker is an official Job Title”
Designed for everyday wear, this tee stays comfy from coffee runs to late-night plotting—without losing its shape or charm. It’s simple, reliable, and a little cheeky, just like you.
Size Guide
- XS — Length 27" (68.6 cm), Width 16 ½" (42 cm), Chest 31-34" (78.7-86.4 cm)
- S — Length 28" (71.1 cm), Width 18" (45.7 cm), Chest 34-37" (86.4-94 cm)
- M — Length 29" (73.7 cm), Width 20" (50.8 cm), Chest 38-41" (96.5-104.1 cm)
- L — Length 30" (76.2 cm), Width 22" (55.9 cm), Chest 42-45" (106.7-114.3 cm)
- XL — Length 31" (78.7 cm), Width 24" (61 cm), Chest 46-49" (116.8-124.5 cm)
- 2XL — Length 32" (81.3 cm), Width 26" (66 cm), Chest 50-53" (127-134.6 cm)
- 3XL — Length 33" (83.8 cm), Width 28" (71.1 cm), Chest 54-57" (137.2-144.8 cm)
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
