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Programmer: A machine that turns coffee into code Unisex t-shirt

Programmer: A machine that turns coffee into code Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $37.00 USD
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Meet the Programmer: A machine that turns coffee into code. This unisex tee is for developers, students, and caffeine-fueled night owls who want comfort without a ceremony.

Key Features & Design

  • Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
  • Size range: XS–3XL, with detailed measurements below

Size guide

  • XS — Length 27 in (68.6 cm), Width 16 ½ in (42 cm), Chest 31–34 in (78.7–86.4 cm)
  • S — Length 28 in (71.1 cm), Width 18 in (45.7 cm), Chest 34–37 in (86.4–94 cm)
  • M — Length 29 in (73.7 cm), Width 20 in (50.8 cm), Chest 38–41 in (96.5–104.1 cm)
  • L — Length 30 in (76.2 cm), Width 22 in (55.9 cm), Chest 42–45 in (106.7–114.3 cm)
  • XL — Length 31 in (78.7 cm), Width 24 in (61 cm), Chest 46–49 in (116.8–124.5 cm)
  • 2XL — Length 32 in (81.3 cm), Width 26 in (66 cm), Chest 50–53 in (127–134.6 cm)
  • 3XL — Length 33 in (83.8 cm), Width 28 in (71.1 cm), Chest 54–57 in (137.2–144.8 cm)

Whether you’re debugging late at night or grabbing coffee on the go, this tee keeps up with your pace with comfort and a wink to your coding hustle.


  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
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