Rat Poison Squared - Unisex Hoodie

We can’t guarantee it’ll turn you into Mr. Robot, but we can guarantee you’ll be stylish and warm. Rat Poison Squared is our take on the classic cotton hoodie—built for anyone who wants comfort without sacrificing attitude.

From coffee-fueled mornings to late-night sessions, this unisex hoodie stays cozy and resilient, so you can focus on what matters: being stylish and warm (and maybe debugging life at 2 a.m.).

Key Features & Design

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size Guide

• S — Chest Width 20 in, Length 27 in / 50.8 cm x 68.6 cm
• M — Chest Width 21 in, Length 28 in / 53.3 cm x 71.1 cm
• L — Chest Width 23 in, Length 29 in / 58.4 cm x 73.7 cm
• XL — Chest Width 25 in, Length 30 in / 63.5 cm x 76.2 cm
• 2XL — Chest Width 26 ½ in, Length 31 in / 67.3 cm x 78.7 cm
• 3XL — Chest Width 28 in, Length 32 in / 71.1 cm x 81.3 cm

Shop with confidence— Rat Poison Squared pairs well with almost anything in your closet. It’s warm, durable, and delivers a smile in your step, even if your AI assistant still misreads your coffee order.