Roses are red; I know your IP and Passwords - Unisex Hoodie

Roses are red; I know your IP and Passwords — a bold unisex hoodie that brings witty flair to your everyday wear. We can’t guarantee it’ll turn you into Mr. Robot, but we can guarantee you’ll be stylish and warm. Try out our take on the classic cotton hoodie.

Designed for comfort with a classic fit, this hoodie blends casual appeal with a dash of humor. It’s the kind of piece you reach for when you want to look put-together without trying too hard.

Key Features & Design

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Whether you’re lounging at home or out with friends, this hoodie keeps you comfy and casually stylish. And yes, the joke prints itself—just don’t blame us if your Wi‑Fi suddenly runs faster.

Size guide

• S — Chest Width 20 in, Length 27 in (50.8 cm x 68.6 cm)
• M — Chest Width 21 in, Length 28 in (53.3 cm x 71.1 cm)
• L — Chest Width 23 in, Length 29 in (58.4 cm x 73.7 cm)
• XL — Chest Width 25 in, Length 30 in (63.5 cm x 76.2 cm)
• 2XL — Chest Width 26 ½ in, Length 31 in (67.3 cm x 78.7 cm)
• 3XL — Chest Width 28 in, Length 32 in (71.1 cm x 81.3 cm)