Roses are red, I know your IP and Passwords - Unisex t-shirt

Roses are red, I know your IP and Passwords is a unisex tee that blends sharp tech humor with everyday comfort. It’s soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch—perfect for programmers, students, or anyone who enjoys a clever quip with their casual wear.

Key Features & Design

• Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Construction: Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-Shoulder taping
• Origin: Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Fit & Feel: Soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch

Designed for everyday wear, this tee balances comfort with a touch of sarcasm. It layers well under hoodies or jackets and brings a little personality to your casual look without trying too hard.

Size Guide

• XS: Length 27 in | Width 16.5 in | Chest 31–34 in; Length 68.6 cm | Width 42 cm | Chest 78.7–86.4 cm
• S: Length 28 in | Width 18 in | Chest 34–37 in; Length 71.1 cm | Width 45.7 cm | Chest 86.4–94 cm
• M: Length 29 in | Width 20 in | Chest 38–41 in; Length 73.7 cm | Width 50.8 cm | Chest 96.5–104.1 cm
• L: Length 30 in | Width 22 in | Chest 42–45 in; Length 76.2 cm | Width 55.9 cm | Chest 106.7–114.3 cm
• XL: Length 31 in | Width 24 in | Chest 46–49 in; Length 78.7 cm | Width 61 cm | Chest 116.8–124.5 cm
• 2XL: Length 32 in | Width 26 in | Chest 50–53 in; Length 81.3 cm | Width 66 cm | Chest 127–134.6 cm
• 3XL: Length 33 in | Width 28 in | Chest 54–57 in; Length 83.8 cm | Width 71.1 cm | Chest 137.2–144.8 cm

Investment-worthy comfort with a witty twist—grab this unisex tee and wear your tech humor with confidence.