Security is like sex, once you're penetrated, you're fucked - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Meet a bold unisex short-sleeve tee featuring the cheeky line: "Security is like sex, once you're penetrated, you're fucked." This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It’s soft, lightweight, and flattering for both men and women.

Key Features & Design

• Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester).
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2).
• Pre-shrunk fabric to minimize surprises after washing.
• Fit & Feel: Soft, lightweight fabric with the right amount of stretch; comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• Construction: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and side-seamed for durability and shape retention.

Size Guide

• XS — Length: 27 in (69 cm); Width: 16 ½ in (42 cm).
• S — Length: 28 in (71 cm); Width: 18 in (46 cm).
• M — Length: 29 in (74 cm); Width: 20 in (51 cm).
• L — Length: 30 in (76 cm); Width: 22 in (56 cm).
• XL — Length: 31 in (79 cm); Width: 24 in (61 cm).
• 2XL — Length: 32 in (81 cm); Width: 26 in (66 cm).
• 3XL — Length: 33 in (84 cm); Width: 28 in (71 cm).